Evidence: Made Up

Someone found my lip stain.

I like it because it lasts a long time... you know, it stains well.

It took the stripes on the back of her head a few days to finally wear off.

And that glare... yeah I get that a lot.  

I am still in training I guess, and not doing well.  Not doing well at all.

evidence: infiltrated

One of my ways of keeping the house clean (cleaner-ish) and keeping the kiddos entertained is having a toy rotation.  We have a few toys out at a time and the rest are locked up in the kids closet with a hook and eye at the very top.   I really should say "locked" because recently with the help of a broom, I found that the short people in the house had managed to infiltrate the toy storage and help themselves to boxes of legos, train tracks and the like.  

Hey, at least the closet was now pretty clean.  

thief

She stole my lipstick.

Lipstain actually... her clothes are still soaking.

evidence: not so marvelous

Someone did not think the Slinky was a marvelous thing... I was told because it was a bad bouncer.

I actually would have to agree - it never "walked" down the stairs like that commercial.

evidence: goggy and poppy

Evidence that love can come in multiple forms... grandparents, liquid and cookies.  

Eva and Theo say thank you and they love you back!

evidence: pandas

The pandas in our house clearly are underfed and love maple syrup.

(They are also silent ninjas that have figured out how to climb baby gates.)

evidence: party rice

Someone tried rice and liked it.  For its taste and best of all... its similarities to confetti.

"It's a party!"

evidence: coffee break

Still trying to figure out how they made it in there.

evidence: making faces

Recently discovered photos on my phone... along with 200 more.

evidence: crayons

Someone prefers their crayons naked and broken in half.  At least half of the box.

But then, "Oh no, my colors are broken, Oh no mama.  Oh No!"

evidence: rug

Must have lost something under there?

evidence: stove

We couldn't really use that front right burner for a little while.  The knob was later located in the back of a dump truck that evening.

evidence - II

Theo was here...

And he didn't finish his lunch.

evidence

evidence that Theo was here

I went to get the mail and instead I found a safari.