Hunter

Michael is a terrible finder.

If something is missing, he might not be who you want on the case.

Send him to get something from a drawer, closet or cabinet...

many times he gets there and searches and searches and then says...

It isn't in there.

Then I go to the drawer, closet or cabinet, and there it is.

A lot of times staring at me from right on top.

Maybe it is the whole Hunter-Gatherer thing.

He can spot a moving object from the corner of his eye.

But, if it isn't moving - it does not exist.

Good hunter, bad gatherer.

Sometimes, it is hilarious.

I will leave the object of interest in the drawer, just as I found it...

so he can see where it was, and how bad he missed.

Other times, it drives me crazy...

As in, when I really need something 

and would love not to have to get it myself.

Today...

 I love, love his bad gathering skills.

We don't keep soda that often.

So, when we have it, it is a bigger deal.

Before he was leaving for work...

he looked for the last Fresca in the fridge, and came up empty handed.

We both assumed it was gone.

Then, I was organizing the fridge tonight.

There, behind the strawberries, was the last can...

all for me.

Thanks Michael.